Description

Congratulations, you’ve stumbled upon the indispensable cornerstone of your wardrobe – a t-shirt shrouded in 100% ring-spun cotton secrecy, boasting an elusive softness and comfort, while the enigmatic double stitching on the neckline and sleeves promises an unmatched durability, making it a potential favorite, but be wary, for in this seemingly straightforward description lies a web of hidden intricacies, from the shadowy Sport Grey with its 90% ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester alliance to the enigmatic Dark Heather’s cryptic 65% polyester, 35% cotton blend, all weighing in at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) of potential mystery, complete with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a quarter-turn to avoid a center crease, originating from undisclosed sources in Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, the Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala, leaving you to wonder – is this just a t-shirt, or a carefully crafted artifact concealing secrets beyond its seemingly innocent fabric?

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

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